Christmas!!

Merry Christmas!!! :D

I'll post tomorrow!! :D


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15 Minutes

Only 15 minutes until it's Christmas - YAY!!!

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Merry Christmas Eve!

Merry Christmas Eve....?.....!!!! I can't believe Christmas is in 20 minutes!! It's funny, I'm always sick on Christmas... But Christmas is still sooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuunnnn!!! MeRrY ChRiStMaS!!! :D


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Hilton Dog Mansion!?!

 OMG! Paris Hilton gave her dogs a dog mansion! Click here to look inside.

SNL: Football Taping

Blog Awards

Yayz for blog awards! Thank u soooooooooooooooooo much Anna and Emily Grace for the award!!!!!!! :D

Here are the rules:

List 10 things that cheer you up, try to do at least one of them today, and tag 10 bloggers that brighten your day. For those 10 bloggers who get the award, you then link back to my blog and create your own list.

Ten Things That Make Me Happy:

1. Being with friends and family
   
2. CHOCOLATE!!!!!
3. Decorating
   
4. Looking for presents
5. Rollerblading
6. Watching funny shows and movies
7. Reading a good book
8. Staying at a log cabin during spring break
9. Getting A's in school
10. Wearing new clothes

Ten Bloggers Who Brighten My Day:

1. Anna from California for Life
2. Madeleine from Madeleine's Blog
3. Emily Grace from My Life According to Me
4. Danette Haworth from Summer Friend
5. Park from Park's Place
6. Tilly Moon from Chronicles of Tilly Moon
7. Natalie from Natalie's Reviews
8. Jerilyn (JJ) from Jerilyn's Page
9. Kayla from a blog that will also be posted......... maybe.....
10. Tashi from another blog that will be posted.........

After winning the award, follow the rules and put your award in the sidebar. Congratulations! :D

Blog Awards Tomorrow

I just went to Anna Grey's blog and found out that I won an award. Yay!!!! Thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!! I will give awards away tooooooooomorrow!! :D


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SNL: The Lawrence Welk Show

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry

I've had soooooooooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccchh hoooooooommmmewooooooorrrrrk that I haven't had time to blog. But now, for two weeks anyway, I can blog everyday. So I will. HAPPY ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!! :D

Friends are Like Potatoes

One of my friends made the oddest of comparisons. She said "You know, friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die." :D

Talking About Fred

My eight-year-old cousin and I were talking about Fred in the car. I was like "He's funny," and she quickly responded "He's cute,". I just began cracking up and she was like "What?!". Wow, kids these days...! I no longer include myself in that group, so HA! Yeah....ha...! :D


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Happy Thanksgiving

Have a GREAT Thanksgiving!!!! I'll post later. :D

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Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought this was hIlArIoUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Adam Lambert, Helicopters, and Thanksgiving Break

Yay!!!! Today was the first day of Thanksgiving Break!!! Oh wait, no.. It's already OVER!!! NOOOOOOOO-Anywayzzzzz........ I just got my braces off today, and my teeth feel reeeaally weeeeirrrd...Random thought... So, I watched the AMAs last night, and I was SOOOO disappointed with Adam's performance. His lipsyncing and singing was terrible. In the middle of his song he went over to the male keyboardist and kissed him!! And if that wasn't disturbing enough, he grabbed his area!!!!!! Then he held up THE FINGER. THE FINGER!!!!!!!! Fortunately I didn't see him holding THE FINGER... so yup! Adam Lambert is a huge diappointment to me. I voted for him EXACTLY 417 times during the finally, and this is what he has become?! GRRRRRRRRR................ BTW, the helicopters went away.......... So how many of you hope that Adam Lambert falls down a Chinese well and is forced to live with rats and finds a tunnel and falls down a hole and lands in Antarctica and lives with penguins and becomes their leader and befriends a polar bear and becomes a cashier at McDonalds?

Helicopters

For the past 20 minutes, a bunch of helicopters have been flying over my subdivision. All of my neighbors are coming outside to look, it's getting kind of weeeeirrd... I'll post later once I find out what all of these helicopters are doing.


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SNL: Penelope at a Wedding

Back to the Future Part II

I just finished watching Back to the Future Part II, it was okay... The first one was my favorite!!! The third one was pretty good too. This one was......okay...

Back Again

Sorry I haven't been posting or commenting much - homework!!! I have soooo much. I'll try to post at least every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday/Sunday. I listened to Adam's new single on Youtube, and now I regret voting for him. The lyrics were..... Ughhh...


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Adam Lambert: Time for Miracles

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LOL Owls

Just Got Home from School

Ok, I just got home (30 minutes ago). Adam Lambert's new song " Time for Miracles" is AWESOME!!! I don't care for the movie though, it seems like there is no hope. I can summarize the movie in two words 'EVERYONE DIES', or almost everyone....... I don't know. I have to wear my glasses because I ran out of contact lenses, so it's a sad week. Until Thursday because 'The Office' and '30 Rock' are on, YAYZzZzZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh..., hi! So that's what how this week has gone. How is everyone???? :D


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Just on the Bus

On the bus, coming home - it is sooo loud. The bus driver had everyone who causes trouble up front. I've noticed that everyone who thinks they're all that dances to their seat. They're aren't kidding around, they are serious. Very strange people......
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LOL Cat Pics 5

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Just a Test

Yay, the app works!! :D


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Kenneth the Webpage: Kenneth's Research

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

One of the actors from 30 Rock (my favorite show) has these online mini episodes on NBC.com. They are HiLaRiOuS!!! But there are so many ads.....
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The Office: Identity Theft

Again; Hello!

Hi hi HI!!!! OMG, homework - my hand is going to fall off! Okay..... not that much homework but enough. After school I will comment and post (maybe)! Just kidding. But I will....!

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School Tooomooorrooow

Sorry sorry SORRY --- I haven't posted anything for like a month!!! School starts tomorrow at 9 (AAAAHHH!!!) and ends at 4. I'll get home at about 4:30. I'll post then. SUMMER'S OVER.....!!!!!!!!..... On that happy note, how has everyone been...!
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OMG! Adam with His Real Hair Color!

Early twenties I think.....

American Idol Concert Tampa!!!

I saw the American Idol Concert at St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa last night. My hotel was exactly a mile away from that and less than half a mile from the hotel that the Top 10 were staying at. St. Pete Times Forum is HUGE!! When you looked at the other side, you could see it and all but it was hazy. And it was really, really steep. I sat as far back in my seat as I could for two reason: 1, fear of falling. 2, the two drunk women sitting in front of me would jump up and begin dancing. Their nails, excuse me, claws were like 2 inches long and sharp. I could just imagine them piercing through my eyes!!

Everyone was aMaZiNg! Much better in person and not in front of judges. After the concert, I got everyone's autograph this morning at 12:00 except for Adam's--he didn't come out. I guess he has a stalker. And people have been protesting about him being gay. Poor Adam....... Yesterday, before the show, Matt was the only one who came out to sign autographs. He signed everyone's pictures and autograph books. He was really funny too. I got a picture with Allison and Matt after the show. I was standing outside, trying to get autographs for a total of 5 hours. It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot outside! I was standing with this really nice group of older teenagers. They let me stand in front of them right by the fence. They had made a Kris Allen sign. They cut out each individual letter. They had everyone sign the letter "I". When Scott came around they said "Will you sign my I?". Scott said "You want me to sign your eye?!!" cuz he couldn't see the letter they were holding out. Then his brother told him "No, they want you to sign the letter I." And he did. Then when Allison came out, they pushed my mom and me to the front to get a picture with Allison. Then they grabbed Allison and were pulling her left and right to get her centered in the middle of the photo. She was really confused. She said "Huh, what's goin' on?". After Megan Joy signed my autograph book, she said "Oh just keep the book open because the boys are too lazy to open it themselves." She was so pretty in person. On TV she looked taller.

Then after getting everyone except for Adam's :( autograph, we ran out to the back of the building. There was already a crowd there and we had to stand behind barracades. Megan Joy came to sign autographs again, then the Top 9 loaded the buses. We saw everyone except for Adam getting onto the buses. No one saw him after the show. He vanished completely. Someone was talking about seeing Adam when everyone one arrived. She said that he looked really serious and unhappy. She also said that he didn't accknowledge the fans in any way. He went straight to the building. I also heard that he had bodyguards or policemen around him.

The concert was great, you will lOvE it!!! I have pictures and movies, but I have so many that it will take an hour and four minutes to upload. Or so my laptop says..... The world may never know..
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Teen Choice Awards 2009

I had to vote for Adam Lambert and Fred, I hope they win!

Happy 4th of July!!

Happy Fourth of July!!!! I would have taken some pictures but I didn't want my iPhone or camera to be stolen. My family and I went to my community's firework show. It was soooo crowded! We had to sit across a pond to watch. It had the coolest view though. You could see the fireworks and their reflections in the water, it was so COOL!! Then we went back to my house to light fireworks. My little brother lit a firework (bad idea) and it hit one of my neighbors' roof. My dad and my neighbor checked the roof and nothing was broken or burnt. Just a typical July 4th, nothing more or nothing less.
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SNL: Andy Popping into Frame

101 POSTS!

This is the 101th post! Yay!!!! Take a slice of virtual cake. And don't forget your goodie bags!
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SNL: I am Your Mother

SNL: Andy Walking

LOL Cat Pics 4

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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

MICHAEL JACKSON DIED! FARRAH FAWCETT DIED! OMG! I am not feeling too good right now so I will cut this post short. Bye....................

Adam Answers Our Question

Adam finally admits to the question that we have all been wondering. Yay!!

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

Modeling Dogs

Catwalk Dogs @ Yahoo! Video

iPhone 3.0 Software Update!!!

On June 17, the iPhone 3.0 update will come out! I CAN'T wait!!! There are a lot of improvements in the software. Like the ability to copy and paste stuff from the web. And being able to sync notes to your computer. Yay!
:D

http://www.apple.com/iphone/softwareupdate/

Survey!!!

1. My favorite word is _____: aWeSoMe
2.I would love to live in a ___ : Many mansions around the world.
3.My favorite song is _____: Nickelback: How You Remind Me
4. ___ What always makes me cry.: Mean sarcasm, not funny sarcasm but sarcasm intended to make you feel awful.
5. The month of my birthday is _____:.......LaDeDA........
6.On the weekends I always _____: Bike or rollerblade down to the ice cream shop and ride around my subdivision. Then stay on my laptop all day.
7. My BFF is ____: Aeropostalegirl, Vyvy, JJ, Park, Crystal, Tashi, Kayla, Amanda 1, Amanda 2.
8.I wish I was ____: rich!
9. I ___ this survey.: LUV
10. My signature smiley is ___ : :D

I got this survey from Anna Grey's blog who got it from Emmy Grace!!:D ^-^'s blog. Write your answers in the comment area or copy and paste the survey into a post on your blog and write your own answers. Click on either of the blogs named above to visit it.
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Jurassic Park Trailer

This is another one of my few favorite movies. I love Jurassic Park!! I first saw it about 5 weeks ago and already I watched it 50 gazillion and a half times! It is rated PG-13.

First Day of SUMMER VACATION!!

Sorry I haven't been on much lately. I just got a bunch of homework... But now it's SUMMER VACATION!! I will be on every single day. Every single hour. Every single minute. Every single second.... Possibly.... Well... Maybe just everyday.... Outside, it's pouring! There is a really dark cloud moving closer to my neighborhood. The cloud is like almost black! Adam Lambert rulezzz!
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SNL: Debbie Downer

This has to be the funniest Debbie Downer skit ever on SNL! The characters all begin laughing. But since it was live, it couldn't be edited. I think it's fine as it is. Rachel Dratch (Debbie Downer) played the Blue Dude in the video below.
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30 Rock: Bananas

I LUV 30 Rock!! This episode is hIlArIoUs!! Here is a clip from it.
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Random Pic

I just wanted to share a picture of a.....thing.... that I took a picture of while visiting a nature center during spring break---which was a while ago. My brother was running back and forth along the glass of the enclosure, and whatever it is was like stalking him from behind the glass. It was....odd..... Then it laid down and played dead-for a while too. So I snapped a picture. Then the thing walked away.....
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Adam Lambert; In Queen?! Yay!

OMG!! Adam Lambert was offered a place in Queen. He could be the LEAD SINGER!!! But he says that he is different. He wants to do his own thing. But he is sill considering it. Say YES!

I just googled Adam, and I found this article. You can like find out everything about everyone! It's a little weird.....
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http://www.wesh.com/entertainment/19573354/detail.html

http://www.americanidol.com/

Two of the Best Movies Ever

These are two of the best movies ever! My favorite movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, is rated PG-13. It came out in 2003. Yay Johnny! Johnny Depp also played Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate. He is such a good actor. In every movie, he creates completely different characters. None of his characters have any similarities.
Journey to the Center of the Earth was aWeSoMe!! When I watched it in 3D, due to my good reflexes, I was able to dodge all of the objects that would pop out the screen. Not one of them hit me amazingly! Anyway, it was a really good movie!
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Stay Away Adam-Haters

Adam rocks; he's a great singer, performer, and entertainer. This blog is an Adam Lambert- Hater Free Zone! I'm not a fan of Kris; but a fan of Adam! Go Adam; and remember...This is an Adam Lambert-Hater Free Zone!

All nice people visit http://californiaforlife.blogspot.com/ f. All Adam-Haters disappear (POOF)!!!

The Shamwoohoo

The ShamWOOHOO - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.

This video is made by Nigahiga. They have to be like the second funniest youtubers. Fred is the funniest. The video is a bit....odd.... But still funny!
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Adam and Kris Official Websites

Adam Lambert have their own websites up now. U can sign up to get newsletters by phone or email. Or u could check the newsletter out on your mobile email. Here are the links:

Adam: http://www.adamofficial.com/
Kris: http://krisallenofficial.com/
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What this Dummy had to Say about Adam

From the title you can tell that I do not like Clay Aiken at the moment. Why? Because of what he wrote about Adam Lambert on his blog knowing that billions of people would see it.

"I couldn't be happier about the way AI ended this year. I only turn the show on once a season, and only to see what the set looks like each year. This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing 'Ring of Fire' and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn't really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can't imagine I would have enjoyed it."
-ClayOnline
-Yahoo
-MSN
-OMG!

Just so you know Clay, u have 2 B one of the WORST and most UNPROFESSIONAL singers of all time! To say that about Adam...or anyone!! Another thing u have to know is that we all hate u! Well....I do anyway... I am never going to buy any of your songs. So THERE!!!
Have a nice day! :D

Once Again; AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Again; NONONONO!!!! I honestly stayed up voting until 1. How could this have happened?!! Maybe the Danny-Fans (Adam-Haters) went over to Kris after Danny was kicked off. Or maybe Arkansas arranged something..... :0

Madeleine, if you are reading this, "YAY 4 KRIS!!!!!". But, if u r not reading this, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"!! :D

Adam Lambert and Kris Allen: We are the Champions

queen @ Yahoo! Video

Adam...Second?!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..(Deep breath)..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NONONONO!! Adam.. came.. in.. SECOND!!!!! Sure record companies are lining up with contracts, but that doesn't mean he has to come in second! But good for Kris. He can get his career started. He does have talent. I wonder when Adam's CD will come out..........

Adam took it very well when he found out that Kris won. They are both so humble and modest. When Tatiana didn't make it to the Top 13 she was weeping. I couldn't tell if it was like a joke or something when Tatiana ran up the stairs past the guards. Watching it a second time, I don't think it was supposed to happen... :D

Blogiversary

It's CyberGarden's first blogiversary!!!One year ago I got a blog.... Wow! Here. Take a slice of virtual cake! Go Team Adam (Lambert)!!!
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Little Allison and Adam!!

I found a picture of Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta when they were little!! No dyed hair, makeup, or painted nails. And that went for both of them. But I found Adam's picture on PhotoBucket and the big picture got messed up when I tried to post it. So I found a mini mini Adam Lambert. :D

New Product by Swiffer

A skit from Saturday Night Live. http://www.hulu.com/

My Trip to Cedar Point 2008

Last summer I went to Cedar Point with my cousins. I was on staying in Michigan for 2 weeks with my family. Then my cousins and uncle invited me to go with them to Cedar Point. It was so kEwL!!



My cousin and I waited to be in the front row for every ride with a front row. This ride obviously does not have a front row. It was aWeSoMe though!!! It was swinging back and forth while spinning! When it got as high as it could go, you felt like you were floating and about to fall. Then as it would swing to the other, you felt like you would hit the bars holding it up. And it went soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fast!!!




This is the Corkscrew. It went upside down sooo many times that I lost count. My youngest cousin loved it so mUcH!!



This is Top Thrill Dragster. It is the 2nd tallest roller coaster in the . It is also the 3rd fastest roller coaster in the world. My cousin and I rode in the front row seats of course! You only have a seat belt holding you down. That's all. It goes 420 feet up and 120 mph! Yay!! :D



We had so much fun!! That was my first time going to Cedar Point. It was gReAt!! I have never been to a park like that before. It was better than Disney, Universal, Michigan's Adventure, Sea World, 6 Flags. Well I have not been to 6 Flags but I already know that Cedar Point is better. :D I hope to go there again....eventually! What do you think the best park is? http://www.cedarpoint.com/
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Adam Fans in Shock and Very Angry

You can just Google Adam Lambert Bottom 3 or Bottom 2 and get a very good idea how everyone reacted. I just Googled American Shock and I found this website with all the upset fans. http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/music/idol/blog/2009/04/adam_lamberts_in_the_bottom_th.html

Adam Lambert: Feeling Good

Adam is sOoOoOo aWeSoMe! I use that word a lot because I like it.... :D

Adam-Haters

CyberGarden is being attacked by (cue scary music)...... Adam-Haters! These Adam-Haters are also known as Danny-Fans. The Adam-Haters you have to watch out for often have purple hair and are 25 feet tall! They are mean and stinky! They curse. They are rude! They include meanies such as Anonymous and Tamisha. This is an Adam-Hater free zone! So all of you Adam-Haters, DISAPPEAR!! (POOF! Pour bucket of sparkly dust over set.)

Comments

I have recently gotten some mean comments containing bad words and just uggghhhhhhhhh!!! I instantly deleted them of course! There are younger kids who look at my blog. Like my cousins (possibly), and kids who hit the CyberGarden App I put on my phone! There are a few left because I don't know where they are. I deleted the emails that informed me of the mean comments. Some of the people were saying bad things about Adam and Allison---Gasp!!!!!! I would really appreciate it ,whoever you are, if you would stop leaving such mean, insulting comments you Adam-haters! Well... there were a few Adam haters. But all mean. DO NOT LEAVE ANY MORE MEAN COMMENTS ON THIS BLOG OR ANY BLOG OR ELSE.... I still have to come up with the or else part because I have nothing. I can remove the anonymous option and make it a private blog for only the special people I invite. Thank you to the nice people.
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Whew! It's Not Adam!

I was sOoOoOo worried that the whole country went crazy and voted for Matt more than Adam!! But fortunately, our country is intelligent---they voted for Adam. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!! But......Allison got more votes than Adam. So did DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmmm......

SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam is---SAFE!!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!!! I was sOOOOOOOOOO worried for no reason whatsoever. Relief..... Whew!

Shock: Adam---in Bottom 3 and 2!

Adam is currently in the bottom 2!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! He can't be eliminated, he can't be eliminated, HE CAN'T BE ELIMINATED!!!!!!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!! (Gasping)

Top 9: Dont Stop Believin'

This is my favorite group song! This in the Top 9.

Go Adam!!

Tonight, is American Idol!!! I wonder what amazing song Adam will sing tonight?? Go Adam!!!
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Ninja Cat!!

Hitchcock's Ninja Cat comes closer without moving

LOL Cat Pics 3

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Adam Lambert: Born to Be Wild

Fred!!!!!

This is a really funny Fred video!! Not the funniest but still funny!!!!!

Help Allison

Help Allison!! She is not getting enough votes! She is really talented and does not deserve to go home next week. Help this sixteen-year-old live her dream. Tell everyone you know to help her, and give her a few votes. You can also tell everyone you don't know. You can tell everything. Every hobo you see. And remember to vote for her yourself! You can give her a few helping votes, but not too many since we all want Adam to win. JK!! But Allison does need a little help. And we ALL love Adam our future American Idol!
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Next Week on American Idol

Next week on American Idol we will say goodbye to Matt Giraud. The judges used their only save on Matt Giraud last week, and this week we lost both Lil Rounds and Anoop Desai (just as I predicted). But next week, the Last 4, the Top 4, the Final 4, the 4, whatever you like best will include: Adam Lambert (YAYZ), Allison Iraheta :), Kris Allen and Danny Gokey :0. So bye Matt!!

.............But we could be saying Hasta la Vista Danny!!!!...........

GO ADAM!!!!!

Who Will Be Eliminated

Who will be eliminated from American Idol tonight? I think it will be Lil Rounds and Anoop Desai. But it could also be Lil Rounds and Matt Giraud. Their performances were completely unoriginal and just.......ughhh!! Adam was the best-again!! Go Adam! Sorry Lil, Matt and Anoop if u ever read this!

Smarter Apps

Sometime in the next 10 years, some uhhhhhh.....people say that one of the most important inventions will be smarter apps (applications) for the iPhone. There will be GPSs and maybe an Adam Lambert video app and........kewl stuff like that. I can't wait!!! Go Adam!!! Watch Adam on American Idol at 8:00 on FOX News.

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Adam Lambert, Your Future American Idol

For those of you who think Danny Gokey or Lil Rounds will win American Idol, well, you're wrong!! Hi I'm AprilGarden and I am here to inform you that Adam Lambert will win American Idol. So vote for him, or else (something bad will happen), cue scary music.